Private Functions

Intimate Spaces, Memorable Moments

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Weddings
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Meetings
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Celebrations

Our approach to hosting is refreshingly simple — no packages, no formulas, just your vision brought to life. Nestled in the heart of Brighton’s Kemp Town, our Boutique Hotel offers an elegant, intimate backdrop for your event, with a level of personal service that larger venues cannot match.

Whether it is a Private Dinner Party, a Relaxed Meeting, or an Intimate Wedding, we specialise in creating thoughtful gatherings for up to 35 Guests. Every detail is tailored — from the catering to the atmosphere — with the care and flexibility that only a small, independent venue can provide.

With 20 individually styled bedrooms, inviting social spaces, and a genuinely caring team, The Square Townhouse is ideal for celebrating with Family, Friends, or Colleagues. We do not believe in one-size-fits-all. We believe in making it yours — quietly elegant, thoughtfully run, and entirely bespoke. The Square Townhouse can become you home away from home; you are welcome to make the Townhouse entirely yours.

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A Sip Above

Experience the warm ambience of our Lounge Bar, where Cocktails are expertly crafted and conversation flows as smoothly as the wine. From a refreshing pre-dinner spritz to a rich nightcap, each drink invites you to relax and stay a little longer.

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A Little Indulgence Never Hurt

Your Private Dining Experience will be filled with thoughtful flavours, seasonal touches, and plates that feel both familiar and slightly unexpected, to be savoured. A truly bespoke menu will make your celebration unforgettable.

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